You Know What Grinds My Gears

This blog is about current issues. Usually it will be backlash to something which upsets me or something I find amusing. Yes, I know the title is a Family Guy rip-off.

Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States

I am a college student at UW Milwaukee.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

"I haven't done anything wrong" -Dennis Hastert

Of course you didn't Denny. You couldn't have done anything wrong because you didn't do anything at all!

Americans have to understand that Hastert was only doing his job as he sees it:

1. Further the conservative agenda at all costs.

2. Ignore any and all situations where child safety is concerned if they may threaten the party's moral standing.

3. Do not resign. Power is more important than anything in the world.

Americans can not blame Hastert for his lack of actions, or for cleverly lying about them because Hastert stands for good moral values.

As Hastert probably sees it, only a godless Democrat would admit to allowing a homosexual pedophile to ask a teenage boy how large his penis was without reprimand.


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