You Know What Grinds My Gears

This blog is about current issues. Usually it will be backlash to something which upsets me or something I find amusing. Yes, I know the title is a Family Guy rip-off.

Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States

I am a college student at UW Milwaukee.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Limbaugh Impersonates Michael J. Fox

Have you seen the video of Rush Limbaugh doing his impression of Michael J. Fox?

Rusty claimed that Fox was obviously acting or off his medication, because he has never seen Fox act like that.

I know Rush is an expert on prescription medication but maybe he should just stick to the drugs that he knows about. Parkinson's medication is a little bit different than the Vicodin and Viagra cocktail Rush takes every night to numb the pain from his own self-loathing.

Fox, and all doctors familiar with Parkinson's medication, explain that Fox's motions in the stem cell ads Rush was criticizing is a result of too much medication. Not taking his medication would render Fox almost motionless due to his life-threatening disease.

For Rush's next uninformed show he, and his 3 ex-wives, will explain why homosexuals are going to ruin the sanctity of marriage.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

"I haven't done anything wrong" -Dennis Hastert

Of course you didn't Denny. You couldn't have done anything wrong because you didn't do anything at all!

Americans have to understand that Hastert was only doing his job as he sees it:

1. Further the conservative agenda at all costs.

2. Ignore any and all situations where child safety is concerned if they may threaten the party's moral standing.

3. Do not resign. Power is more important than anything in the world.

Americans can not blame Hastert for his lack of actions, or for cleverly lying about them because Hastert stands for good moral values.

As Hastert probably sees it, only a godless Democrat would admit to allowing a homosexual pedophile to ask a teenage boy how large his penis was without reprimand.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Condi Emulates Girlhood Idol

As a child Condi always understood foreign affairs. Take over the galaxy one planet at a time.

Condi calls for sanctions to stop North Korea from having weapons like we have, just like Vader would have tried to stop the Jedi from building their own Death Star. North Korea may not be anything like the Jedi but at least Vader never actually gave the Jedi Death Star technology.

The empire is run by many evil people. You have to do your job, but also make yourself stand out if someday you wish to be their leader. Unfortunately for Condi giving speeches in Asia isn't as impressive as crushing someone's throat with "the force" from across the room.

The lesson we learn is that great minds who look alike, think alike, even if they aren't equal in strength or robotic parts.